Things you can say to your computer but not your girlfriend...

[YourDChanceL]

I started this topic a few weeks ago.. so I guess I will continue it here.

 

I'll start off again:

 

If I could get any refund I would bring you back to where I bought you..

[Guest]

Let go of my floppy.

[Boot]

Wrong Section .

[intheattic]

Next year I'm getting rid of you and I'm getting a new model.

[xandor]

Hmm.. I need an upgrade!

[scarlet]

im gonna throw you out the window  if you dont start working

[scarlet]

i need  a newer model 

[xandor]

im gonna throw you out the window  if you dont start working

You can't say that to your GF???? hmm.. that might be why i'm living alone :O

[XTF]

@xandor hahaha

[Guest -LFC-]

Funny thread. Most of the obvious ones I can think of have already being mentioned

 

Maybe..........

 

"How do I put this on silent mode for now" 

[DyingLight]

i want to upgrade u

[dinosaur]

i'm going to use you all night

[annna]

i'm going to use you all night

You can totally say that to your girlfriend if she's into you.  :tongue:

[gasmunky]

if only id went to speck saver i wouldn't have bought you

[dreambox]

I need a new model pc

[Monteklc]

I need to Upgrade U!

[dOoM3d]

I need to pimp you, you're getting old! hahaha

[sunyi]

Don't be wrong

[Count_De_Monet]

She takes so long to boot up, I just keep her turned on all the time.

 

 

 

 

 

 

(Somebody here is a fan of "Whose Line is it Anyway"...)

[01000111]

I really really love you

[tastemythoughts]

I think you have a virus

[VectorX]

Your hard-disk is full

[Devaria73]

That was the best sex I ever had!

[Blie]

You have a virus?

Do u know which anti virus is good

Lol

[xrubenx]

Im going to hit you with a hammer if you don't straighten up